(Sung to the tune of 16 going on 17 from The Sound of Music)
If you really do not want to know facts
and just want to be told
how to react, well, FoxNews will take you
out of reality’s cold.
If you want to know the talking points so
that you can smirk and sneer,
we’ve got your sweet feed, 24/7
We hold your torment dear.
with FakeNews facts
in banners cut to size.
We scoff at all those bleeding hearts
those lib’rals emphasize!
We’ve got hip beats at our breaks to
let you hear we are real.
No other channel needs to be consulted,
we have the ri-ight appeal.