My Scottish rumblegumption is innate
bullshit detector spots weakness in prate
and propaganda too fantastical
to stand up to my knowing practical
The backlog of beliefs unexamined
social customs built green eggs and ham on–
yeegods. I am not inclined to debate
false premises with those who must berate
anyone who chooses to deviate
from blindly following. Under that weight
some day perhaps the dissonance, too great,
will afford them the chance to get things straight.
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