Reality Fix

(Sung to the tune of 16 going on 17 from The Sound of Music)

If you really do not want to know facts

and just want to be told

how to react, well, FoxNews will take you

out of reality’s cold.

If you want to know the talking points so 

that you can smirk and sneer,

we’ve got your sweet feed, 24/7

We hold your torment dear.

We’re authorized

with FakeNews facts 

in banners cut to size.

We scoff at all those bleeding hearts

those lib’rals emphasize!

We’ve got hip beats at our breaks to 

let you hear we are real.

No other channel needs to be consulted,

we have the ri-ight appeal.


Inspired by: Authorize, Torment